Someone’s been letting Jimmy Olsen make memes again
Clark: It’s not that being around kids makes me uncomfortable, but why be a dad when you can be a fun uncle?
Kon: *crying in the corner* Please love me.
Clark: *points at Batman*
Clark: There’s an open dad right there.
Bruce: Actually I’m taken.
Clark: Like you’d even notice one more.
Clark: *flying around with Jon* I was so wrong. Being a dad is great!
Kon: *hopeful look*
Clark: No.
Bruce: Who was that teenager in the hall?
Alfred: Did he look different than the other ones?
Bruce: No.
Alfred: Then let it go.
I’m still upset that Bruce didn’t adopt Billy Batson.
Orphan. Blue eyes. Black hair. The need to do good. Billy. Bat. Son.
Bruce: I swear that one was new.
Alfred: What makes you say that?
Bruce: None of the other short ones smile that much.
Alfred: Just accept it.
Bruce: …okay.
Bruce: Where did you come from? You weren’t here before.
Billy: I’ve been here the whole time. I’m just small.
Bruce: Oh.
He’s canon Arthur Weasley.
He’s Arthur Weasley in reverse.
Bruce: Now I know for a fact none of mine have red hair.
Alfred: Are you referring to Colin, Barbara, or Roy?
@dumbdydum said: He just lost track after dick
This is so funny to me. One. He lost track after one. He adopted Jason and that was it. He already lost.
Bruce: Wow I have so many children.
Alfred: Two. You have two children. And one doesn’t even live here.
Bruce: This is just so much to process. I never thought I’d have a big family like this.
Alfred: Sir.
Reporter: Mister Wayne, what do you have to say about the influx of comments theorizing that your son Tim Drake is actually the new hero calling himself Drake?
Bruce:Â
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Ravenclaw Headcanon
Ravenclaws will randomly spout weird facts at their friends, making people wonder if ravenclaw is making it up.